Pennsylvania Man Arrested After Trying to Revive Roadkill

There are those who like animals, and there are those who love animals.  And then there’s 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, who may in fact be the greatest admirer of animals in history.

Either that or he’s just a blithering, drunken idiot.

According to police, several people witnessed Mr. Wolfe kneeling near a presumed dead possum.  One witness thought Wolfe was performing some sort of seance, while another believed Wolfe was actually performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on the poor beast.

Of course, Mr. Wolfe’s attempt at resuscitation was fruitless, only because, according to State police Trooper Jamie Levier, the animal had been dead for some time.

Now, a quick quiz for you folks–true or false that alcohol was involved in some way.  And if you said false, then you may be as drunk as our friend Mr. Wolfe here.

Not surprisingly, the cops charged Wolfe with public drunkenness.

I, however, think congratulations should be in order for Donald Wolfe.  Not only did he bravely attempt to save the life of roadkill, he took the art of public inebriation to a new, disgusting level.

[AZ Central, Image via Wikipedia]