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After waking up from a night of drunken debauchery in Delmar, Maryland, Joshua Shelton learned he is now to be forever known as The Chicken Murderer. It’s a well deserved title as Shelton killed 70,000 chickens in his intoxicated state by cutting the power lines to three coops which...

Having a couple of glasses of wine before getting a bikini wax is a common aesthetic secret among women. Getting loaded before one isn’t and can result in short tempers and police arrests. That’s how it played out for a 39-year old Iowa woman. Anna Bacon-Silveira threw a couple...

What do you do with a drunken sailor? If you’re his wife maybe wait for him on dock until he realizes you are gone. Or in the case of this particular drunken sailor until he thinks you’ve fallen overboard and called the cops to report you’ve drowned. That’s what...

Getting lucky after getting drunk is getting easier with this new condom. The Sensis sheath is the condom with pull-on straps and it promises to get rid of the I’m too drunk to get this condom on right syndrom. The brainchild of a former carpenter by the name of...

Driving when intoxicated is a stupid thing to do. Even stupider is trying to smoke your hearing aid when cops stop you to see if you are driving when intoxicated. That’s what 53-year old David Wagner did when cops pulled him over on suspicion of driving under the influence....

A 65-year-old Cairns, Queensland, man has been charged with DUI after he crashed his motorized wheelchair into an unmarked police car. With the legal limit in Queensland at 0.05%, his alleged 0.232% reading was almost five times higher than allowed. He collided with the police car at a city intersection , allegedly disobeying...

A tourist was lucky to survive with major lacerations to his leg after he protested his ejection from a pub in Broome, Western Australia by climbing the fence of a crocodile enclosure and attempting to ride one of the inhabitants. Fatso, a five-meter male, did not care to be...

Police investigating a possible break-in at a business got more than they bargained for when they found an apparently intoxicated worker catching up on tasks over the weekend – while stark naked. Fort Worth police were checking on an open door at the Regal Plastics warehouse and discovered Kenneth Clyde Jackson,...

Fifty Seven year old Ohio woman Audrey Scott spent three days in jail for calling the police emergency line five times……. seeking a husband. The dispatcher was reported to be ‘flabbergasted’ by the request. She asked Scott You need to get a husband? Scott responded Yes The despatcher told...