It’s no wonder–I mean, look at the size of those things. That cleavage alone could provide shelter for a family of four, plus their dog.
The voluptuous woman in the picture is one Claire Smedley, a mother of three, and the proud owner of a pair of 40LL boobs. That’s right…40LL. She must buy her bras at the hammock shop or something.
Seems Claire and her boyfriend Steven were enjoying a roll in the hay one evening, when she lifted her breasts off her boyfriend, only to find he was not breathing, which immediately set off alarm bells in Claire’s mind, because normally Steven motorboats the hell out of her funbags.
Realizing her boyfriend was in serious trouble, Claire reached for the phone to call 999 (the UK equivalent of 911), but stopped when she realized Steven was starting to come to. She said that he seemed a bit woozy, almost in a trance, but that he eventually recovered.
Sadly, the couple eventually split. According to Claire, after the near-death experience, Steven swore off sex. Or at least sex with enormously well-endowed women. As for Claire, she plans on going into modeling, in the hopes that she can one day use her ample, umm, “talent” for good, instead of evil.
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