Poor Performance Leads to Slashing

Michelle Thomas of Hudson, Texas, became enraged when her husband apparently gave her a second rate performance in the love making stakes.

The hapless lover found his efforts rewarded with Ms Thomas slashing him with a pair of scissors. Fortunately for him, he only sustained superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.

Although the husband denies it, she accused her partner of being drunk and trying to choke her. The police affidavit suggests otherwise, police found allegedly reported no evidence of injuries.

The 26-year-old is facing a 20 year jail term for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. She is in some serious trouble. The husband has advised officers that he does not want to press charges – which (all things considered), is rather admirable.

But, I can’t help think he’d better lift his game, otherwise he may regret his decision next time.


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