Clumsy German “cheaters” fall from window


A pair of German lovers found themselves with broken bones and head wounds after an afternoon rendezvous went terribly, terribly wrong.

People from neighboring apartments said that they witnessed the pair having sex in the window before they fell 5 meters to the ground below. It is a claim that the woman, who is married to another man, denies.

She told Bild.com:

We weren’t having sex. We were just fooling around. I can’t remember the fall anymore.

The pair, who have not been named, were taken to a hospital in the German city of Lubeck. Ironically, the woman’s husband was in the same hospital, recovering from injuries that he sustained when he fell from a roof a few days earlier.

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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