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    Blind Man Drop $20, Lady Picks It Up, Store Manager Comes To The Rescue

    There are good Samaritans and then there are those who only care about themselves. This is the story of a very good, kind hearted man, who stood up to the selfish meanie who was more than willing to take advantage of a blind man. It all happened at a...
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    Mean Note Left On Quadriplegic’s Car, Doubting A Disabled Person Owns A BMW

    Michigan man Matt Milstead was leaving the YMCA after a game of wheelchair rugby when he found the nasty note left by a meanie who didn’t have the courage to leave their name on the windshield of his BMW. The note, in no short words, pretty much accuses Milstead...
  • Drunk Driver Doesn’t Stop For Police Because He Wants To Finish Burger

    A man driving under the influence of at least 15 beer took police on a little chase when they tried to stop him… all because he wanted to finish his burger. This is exactly what 31-year old Randall Miller told Brunswick, Ohio police when they finally were able to...
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    Man Sues Apple For Not Protecting Him From Porn

    We’ve heard of people suing fast food restaurants for making them fat. Now it’s the lawsuit from the man in Nashville against Apple the company for not putting porn filters on their products to protect people from watching porn. Collectively now… wtf? Seriously, Chris Sevier is a lawyer who...
  • Students Fall Ill Thanks To Lunch Room Dares

    You shouldn’t always do what people tell you to. It’s a lesson you learn as a child and one that really missed it’s mark with some elementary students in San Diego. Twenty-two students from Audubon Elementary were sent home with stomach pain and nausea after lunch and officials think...
  • Mom Pretends To Be Teen Daughter To Take Exam, Fails

    Being told you look like your daughter’s sister is a huge compliment for any mother. But trying to pretend you are her so you can take her exam for you is just plain stupid. The Thing is no matter how young you look, you still aren’t a teenager anymore....
  • Son Beats Disabled Father Over Kool Aid Dispute

    In the world of the best son ever ridiculous domestic abuse cases… A 22-year old Florida man punched his disabled father several times in the head because the man told him he was making the Kool Aid wrong. Brandon Antron Crosley lives with his 47-year old dad, who is...
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    Cops Charged With Leaking Info To Hells Angles Thanks to Poop On A Sandwich

    Alex Theirren, 37, is up on multiple counts of leaking classified police information to the organized crime motorcycle group, the Hells Angels, and it’s all because of a sandwich filled with crap, literally. It all started when two officers pulled over another, presumably off duty, for speeding on his...
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    Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...