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  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Teen Drinks Bottle Of Soya Sauce, Nearly Dies

    A new study in the Journal of Emergency Medicine, says that a teen who drank a quarter quart of soya sauce as part of a fraternity initiation prank in 2011 is the first person to have survived having that much sodium in their blood stream without suffering severe brain...
  • Fathers Fistfight On Father’s Day

    Ahhhhh… Father’s Day. BBQ’s, golf and fight fights? Perhaps not the perfect recipe for all, but for two father’s in London, Ontario this is what Father’s Day became after they got into a heated argument at their daughter’s soccer game. It’s not clear if the girls play on the...
  • Man Sets Up Ghost Camera, Catches Girlfriend Cheating With His Son

    A man in Tasmania set out to find if the paranormal were in his house but found something much more disturbing… his wife  having sex with his 16-year old son from a previous marriage. It was all captured on the ghost camera he set up in hopes of finding...
  • Man Charged With Sexually Abusing Pet Peacock

    Sometimes you click on a link, read a couple of lines and wish you hadn’t. The case of American David Beckman and his peacock might be one of those if your overly active imagination makes you want to hurl chunks as you read between the lines of this news...
  • Businessman Stores Body Parts In Warehouse, Dogs Help Him Get Caught

    Shortcuts in business don’t always work. And for one businessman in Poland, it could cost him 12 years in jail. According to Polish television, the unnamed businessman worked for or owned a company who’s job was to dispose of medical waste. With contracts for approximately 300 medical facilities they...
  • Man Looses Life Savings At Carnival Game Trying To Win XBox Kinetic

    Think gambling addiction happens only at the casino? Think again. A New Hampshire man has lost his life savings trying to win an XBox Kinetic playing Tubs of Fun at a local fair. “You’re expecting the kids to win a few things, let the kids have a good time,” Gribbohm told...
  • Mom Throws Baby So She Can Get In Fight On Bus

    And now up for parent of the year is… An unnamed woman in Hartford, Conneticut, for not only throwing her baby into the arms of another person on the bus so she can administer a full on smack down of another woman on the bus, but also for screaming...
  • Woman Arrested For Blackmailing Man She Met On “SugarDaddy” Website

    Sugar Daddies beware. There is such a thing as fatal attraction from the Sugar Babies you woo – a fatal attraction to your money. FBI have arrested and charged a 26-year old Florida woman (seen in the picture above) for extortion after she started threatening the man she met...