Police investigating a possible break-in at a business got more than they bargained for when they found an apparently intoxicated worker catching up on tasks over the weekend – while stark naked.
Fort Worth police were checking on an open door at the Regal Plastics warehouse and discovered Kenneth Clyde Jackson, an employee of the company, wearing only a smile.
Completely nude and smelling like he had consumed the entire contents of a mini bar, he said he wasn’t wearing any clothes because he was “very hot”.
It gets worse though. When a police officer went to check for identification in his truck’s glove compartment, about 21g of marijuana and a pipe were discovered as well.
The 55-year-old registered sex offender was promptly arrested for marijuana possession and taken to the city jail.
Hopefully they dressed him first.
[ myFOXdfw.com via Newscore]
