I’m not sure what’s funnier about this story—the fact that it was a judge who was handing out these condom-stuffed acorns, or that he’s from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Isaac H. Stoltzfus, a magisterial district judge for more than 19 years, was cited for handing out hollowed out acorns stuffed with prophylactics to women. Stoltzfus claims the acorns were meant to be a joke.
Nobody said every joke is a funny one.
Cops are also puzzled as to how Stoltzfus managed to insert the condoms into the acorns, although right now the why is more important than the how.
Stotzfus was cited for one count of disorderly conduct, which is defined as a case in which someone intentionally causes “public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm.”
I say this qualifies.
The joking judge has 10 days in which to plead guilty or not guilty to the offense. Even if he pleads not guilty to the disorderly conduct charge, he’s still guilty of one thing…a lack of common sense.
