Man calls police to report theft of pot plant

When James Gordon Watson’s prized pot plant was stolen, he did the one thing that no self-respecting cultivator of illicit substances should never do – he told the police… the Royal Canadian Mounted Police to be exact.

So how did that turn out for him? Well, to start things off it happened in Canada – so Watson could probably be forgiven for thinking that weed is legal. Anyway, it’s not, so when they came around to investigate they had to confiscate the other four plants that the rippers presumably missed. So now he is out five plants instead of four, and he has let all of Canada know where he grew his plants. [Neatorama]