Allegedly Ejaculating on a Woman’s Arm in the Library is Frowned Upon

Libraries have basic rules of conduct that all patrons have to follow, lest they be asked to leave.  No loud talking, no food or drink, and, it goes without saying, no ejaculating on female patrons arms.

Don’t laugh—because that’s what this guy in the picture is accused of doing.  Well that, and waving his junk at the same woman who was the unwilling recipient of his seed.

29-year-old Oritse Ayu of Baltimore, Maryland was arrested for just that offense, as police allege he ejaculated on a woman’s arm as he walked by her, while she was minding her own business and reading in a school library.  When the woman turned around, she claims she was Ayu standing behind her, exposed junk in hand.

Ayu fled the library, came back, fled again while the victim gave her report to police, then took off in his car before campus security could apprehend him.

Cops used the woman’s description and surveillance video to identify Ayu as the suspect.  He was arrested and is facing charges of 2nd degree assault and indecent exposure.

And although I can’t confirm this, it’s safe to say Ayu probably had his library card revoked as well.

[My FOX DC]

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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