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    Man Sues Apple For Not Protecting Him From Porn

    We’ve heard of people suing fast food restaurants for making them fat. Now it’s the lawsuit from the man in Nashville against Apple the company for not putting porn filters on their products to protect people from watching porn. Collectively now… wtf? Seriously, Chris Sevier is a lawyer who...
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    Pennsylvania man charged with masturbating while driving claims he was just manscaping his junk

    When you think about it, one excuse is really no more acceptable than the other.  Whether it be masturbating or manscaping, if it involves exposing your junk while driving, it’s probably not a good exercise to undertake. Last year 48-year-old Guy Labar, a Bethlehem Area School District employee, was...
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    Brazilian woman suffering from anxiety and hypersexuality legally entitled to masturbate at work

    I’m sure there’s a ton of people out there who are glad that this precedent has been set, especially when you find out that the woman pictured here, Ana Catarian Bezerra, is not only legally allowed to masturbate at work, she can also use her employer’s computers to surf...
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    Megachurch pastor Ted Haggard: “I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation”

    In one of his more candid interviews for GQ, disgraced Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard speaks at length about his experience with methamphetamine, masturbation, and masturbating while on methamphetamine. Haggard doesn’t leave much to the imagination, and although his stories aren’t nearly as sordid as some caught practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation,...
  • Culinary excuses for public masturbation

    Not too many excuses fly when a person is caught fondling his or herself – but people being people will always try to talk their way out of trouble… as was the case with the two gentlemen that are the subject of this article....
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    Allegedly Ejaculating on a Woman’s Arm in the Library is Frowned Upon

    Libraries have basic rules of conduct that all patrons have to follow, lest they be asked to leave.  No loud talking, no food or drink, and, it goes without saying, no ejaculating on female patrons arms. Don’t laugh—because that’s what this guy in the picture is accused of doing. ...
  • Florida Man Busted for Pleasuring Himself at Wal-Mart

    That in it of itself is pretty disgusting, but wait til you get a load of the particulars of this sordid story—it’s a Hall of Famer. Pictured here is William Tyler Black, a 28-year-old Florida resident who was arrested for masturbating at a local Wal-Mart.  Care to guess what...
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    Shocking Shopping Secrets Of The Clergy?

    I’d like to think that this was all a part of an expensive, well-organized prank – but you never know. If it is a prank, a person or people would have had to stock up on communion products and lube, the same as if it is not a prank,...
  • High School Student Busted for Masturbating–During Class

    To be fair to the student though, it was art class.  Who’s to say he wasn’t “creating” some kind of revolutionary piece of artwork using only his own bodily fluids? It’s a possibility.  Right? And for those of you wondering what the picture of golfer Phil Mickelson has to...