Safe sex creates plumbing nightmare

Commonwealth Games chief Mike Fennell has no problems with the plumbing at the commonwealth games being clogged with used condoms, as long as the competitors are engaging in safe sex. Basically, everyone could be up to their knees in excrement, as long as the competitors are ‘happy’ and keeping things safe.

The games are home to 7000 competitors, and reports out of India claiming that thousands of used condoms have been clogging up the toilets at the village makes one wonder if their shouldn’t be another event on the ‘sport’ calendar.

Fennell said:

This shows that athletes are being responsible and are promoting safe sex

The Daily Telegraph  (London) reported a condom vending machine had been installed at the village, containing around 4000 contraceptive packs – an epic win for whoever owns that vending machine.

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