The smoking gun.
While it goes by many names – Yeti, Sasquatch and Bigfoot are at the top of a long list – thousands in rural North America believe in the existence of a hairy, upright-walking man (or men) and every year or so a brave few come forward to present “proof” of their existence. This is not news.
But in Colorado, one Bigfoot enthusiast was asked during a routine “Meet the Crazies” interview for KRDO News Channel 13 why he thought nobody had ever captured the creature on a modern device. The answer was significantly better than average: Not that people weren’t looking in the right places, nor that such proof did exist but was being covered up by the FBI. Daniel Masias instead posits that the Bigfeet come to Earth through wormholes, instantly transporting them between galaxies to roam the Earth’s woods and come back home in time for supper.
Masias’ evidence: One blurry, pixelated and completely unintelligible photograph cropped with what could very well be a steak knife. He argues that this picture was taken by a motion-sensor activated camera he left near the woods, though no woods (or identifiable outdoor biome, for that matter) can be seen anywhere in the image. However, for sheer entertainment value, his theory still earns an A for effort. [Source]
