Ohio woman accused of assault, domestic violence, resisting arrest, and spraying cops with her breast milk

Wait…what?

Pictured here is Stephanie Robinette, a 30-year-old Ohio woman who, it seems, can’t hold her liquor.  Over the weekend Robinette was arrested by the Delaware County Sheriff’s department after getting into a domestic disturbance with her husband while the two were attending a wedding in Powell, Ohio.

Robinette’s husband told police that his wife had gotten drunk at the wedding, hit him several times, then locked herself in a car.  The cops tried talking Robinette out of the car, but she refused.  They had to forcibly remove the drunken wedding goer, and as they did, things went from bad to disgusting.

From My Fox Philly

“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said.

The sheriff’s deputies were able to get Robinette out of the vehicle, and charged her with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

On the bright side—if she’s able to produce enough breast milk to use it against the police, at least we know her baby is well fed.  That’s got to count for something…no?

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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