65,000 signs that you might have a stalker

exploding phone
When police searched the premises, they found like, six melted phones and one on fire. No joke.
exploding phone

When police searched the premises, they found like, six melted phones and one on fire. No joke.

The rule of thumb in relationships is that three unreturned calls mean the bird has flown.  For a woman in the Netherlands, however, that rule was not observed, and as a result, she is being charged with stalking, having placed around 65,000 unsolicited phone calls to an ex in a single year.

Though she has argued to judges in the Hague that the figure is not excessive, simple math concludes that she placed a phone call to the jilted lover once every eight minutes – on average.  More likely, seeing as she had to sleep, put down the phone to eat, et cetera, she was placing unanswered phone calls non-stop for hours on end.  She still contends that this does not appear desperate.  [Source; Image]

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