September 3, 2011
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"Tonight. You."
A 33-year-old man in Orangeburg, South Carolina, arrived at his neighbor’s back door in the nude attempting to break in.
And then things got weird.
One male resident of the house confronted the man, evidently high as a kite, and asked him politely to leave (at least, as politely as you might ask a naked 33-year-old man on a psychedelic trip). The man responded by pointing to the resident’s wife, standing in the house, and “crudely informed the Cope man that he wanted to have sex with her.”
When deputies arrived, the nude man was still attempting to break down the door with a “large stick.” He was later transported in handcuffs to a hospital for examination. [Source; Image]
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