Zimbabwe man caught having sex with donkey claims animal used to be a hooker

Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man who had been caught having sexual relations last Sunday in the front yard of his house—with a donkey.

Moyo was charged with bestiality, a crime which he admitted committing even though he wasn’t asked to enter a plea.  Moyo’s excuse for copulating with the donkey isn’t so much disturbing, as it is highly odd and fairly entertaining.

Here’s what the 28-year-old had to say (via New Zimbabwe)…

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.

“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time that same exact thing has happened to me…I’d be broke.

The court remanded Moyo into custody, and in the least surprising development you’ll hear all day, ordered the 28-year-old to be evaluated by a pair of government psychiatrists.

 

 

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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  • no name
    30 October 2011 at 9:45 pm
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    Guys, haven’t we all gone to bed with a woman only to wake up and find out she was just an ass?

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