Zimbabwean man gets shock of his life when prostitute he ordered ends up being his daughter

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It’s a sad state of affairs when your marriage hits the skids and you go looking for love in all the wrong places (i.e. hookers) but these things sometimes happen.  And if you’re going to cheat, why not help support the local economy by hiring a prostitute to help you satisfy those sexual urges.

OK, so cheating on your spouse is a terrible idea, and doing so anyway with a hooker is worse still.  As if you needed any other reason to stay away from the world’s oldest profession, check out what happened to Titus Ncube from Bulawayo’s Nkulumane 5 suburb in Zimbawbe.  Let’s just say his night with a prostitute did not end well, and I don’t mean she was terrible in the sack.

Ncube was having problems at home, so he went off and rented a hotel room.  The father of three decided to have a hooker sent to his room for a little loving, but when the girl arrived Ncube got the shock of his life, when the prostitute ended up being his 20-year-old daughter.

Awkward!

Apparently Ncube was so surprised to see his daughter that he collapsed, and the girl, shocked herself at finding out her “John” was actually her father, bolted from the room.  But it’s all good, as Ncube has ultimately forgiven his daughter for her chosen profession.

From Zimbabwe News

“I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and my daughter. I apologised for my actions because I just wanted my family back,” he said.

As for his ongoing marital discord, Ncube had this to say…

“She has stopped that and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage.”

His wife Rosemary has other thoughts on the matter…

“If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago.  But because I know the trauma that divorce has on children, I made a decision to stay.”

And never is heard a discouraging word.

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
11 Comments on this post.
  • Anonymous
    30 November 2011 at 8:43 am
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    So…

    …you know…

    … did they?

  • Snuffy
    30 November 2011 at 12:20 pm
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    I’d still hit it. Why waste good money?

  • Anonymous
    30 November 2011 at 1:44 pm
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    So, did they shag or not?

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  • Woo Hoo
    1 December 2011 at 3:07 am
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    i thought i was reading the script for an episode of the kardashians……

  • Woo Hoo
    1 December 2011 at 3:07 am
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    i thought i was reading the script for an episode of the kardashians……

  • boredstiffy
    3 December 2011 at 12:10 pm
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    Now if this was West Virginia, would that mean that the hooker would also be his wife?   jk

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