So says Andrew Lewis, the 43-year-old inventor of the “Subs,” a device which helps people who like to wear their pants saggy without losing them altogether, which apparently is a problem many saggy pants wearing people have.
The NY Daily News has more info on how Lewis’ invention actually works…
Part garter belt and part suspenders, the “Subs” gadget fastens around the waist like a belt and is connected to expandable straps that clip onto pants, regulating how low-slung they are.
Lewis is selling his fashionable new invention for $30, and he hopes his accessory will help narrow the gap between “saggers,” and those who choose to wear their pants the way nature intended—normally.
Still, I hope for Lewis’ sake that his new invention catches on, not only for the financial benefits he will reap, but for all of us who have the misfortune of catching an all-too-familiar glimpse of a “saggers” disgusting underwear, or worse, their butt crack.
Remember—crack is wack.
