Man seeks police protection from wife’s incessant sexual demands


Desperate times call for desperate measures and for a Turkish man living in Germany this meant asking for police protection from his wife and her insatiable sexual appetite.

The couple, who have been married for 18 years have 2 children – and according to the male part of that equation, the last 4 years have have been spent on the sofa trying to get enough sleep for work. The problem, as far as he is concerned, is that his wife continually enters the living room demanding he perform his “marital duties”. After one request too many he finally went to the police.

According to police the man in question has since moved out and is seeking a divorce – and we can only assume that he is enjoying that new found bachelorhood getting all the rest he needs.

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