animals

  • Man rides giant crocodile, alcohol involved

    A tourist was lucky to survive with major lacerations to his leg after he protested his ejection from a pub in Broome, Western Australia by climbing the fence of a crocodile enclosure and attempting to ride one of the inhabitants. Fatso, a five-meter male, did not care to be...
  • Rescued monkey slaughters farmer’s chickens

    Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey. A Chinese man who rescued a one-armed, one-legged monkey got a nasty surprise when his primate companion slaughtered his chickens… all of them. Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province explained that in the year since he rescued it, the...
  • Seagull defeats bird of prey with well-aimed vomit

    An injured peregrine falcon that was found by a roadside in Guernsey was initially thought to have fallen victim to a cruel hunting method. It turns out that the falcon had simply made the mistake of messing with the wrong seagull. The falcon had been rendered flightless by an...
  • Tiger and Camels at Large in Quebec [Updated]

    A tiger and two camels were stolen from a motel parking lot in Quebec. The 3-year-old tiger named Jonas and two 5-year-old dromedary camels named Shawn and Todd were en route to Bowmanville Zoo east of Toronto when they disappeared in Surete du Quebec. The pickup truck that was...
  • Pigeon Held Under Armed Guard on Suspicion of Spying

    Even if they resort to torture, I don’t think they’ll get him to talk. The pigeon in question was found in India’s Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, with a ring around it’s foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on it’s body.  Indian police took the bird...
  • Ferrets Down Your Pants for Charity? Ferrets Down Your Pants for Charity

    Just because an event is held in the name of charity doesn’t always make it a good idea.  I think that putting ferrets down your pants is one of those times. Yes, ferrets.  I can understand doing this recreationally, because I’m sure there’s people out there who enjoy putting...
  • Chef Dies In Freak Eel Butt Prank Accident

    Share A Chinese man died after an eel ate his bowels – how said eel came to be in the presence of his bowels is where things get more than a little weird. The 59-year-old, who has not been identified, was drinking with what can be presumed to be...
  • New ‘T-Rex’ Leech Species Invaded Peruvian Girl’s Nose

    While unquestionably grotesque, leeches tend to be rather benign creatures. They latch onto a host, gorge themselves on blood and fall off of their own accord – a little disgusting but nothing to worry about. Of course, there are leech species that have adapted to feed on mucous membranes...
  • Escaped Convicts Evade Manhunt by Dressing as Sheep

    This is a move right out of the Wile E. Coyote playbook, and it seems to be working out for these two escapees better than it ever did for Wile E. Maximiliano Pereyra and Ariel Diaz busted out of an Argentinian maximum security prison a week ago, and have...