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  • Illinois man pulls off the rare double-double, gets arrested twice in one hour

    As President George W. Bush once said, “Fool me once, shame on you…fool me…you can’t get fooled again.” Relevant? Probably not, but I like it. Illinois man Keith Kline was in rare form this past Saturday afternoon, as the 45-year-old was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated at...
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    At Bo Diddley Plaza, arrested occupants include Bo Diddley

    The Occupy movement has spread to Gainesville, Florida, with protesters converging upon the recently-renamed Bo Diddley Plaza to address their concerns peacefully.  The local police arrived, however, and ordered the group of 70 protesters to leave.  Thirty stayed, with most being subsequently arrested – including Bo Diddley’s oldest son....
  • Lounge singer busted on suspicion of racism for singing “Kung Fu Fighting”

    This is one of those stupid stories that gets stupider the more you read it, so hold on to your hats folks. Simon Ledger was performing at the Driftwood Beach Bar in Sandown, Isle of Wight, when he broke into his rendition of the 1974 disco classic “Kung Fu...
  • Arrest costs Sheriff $5.00

    Sergeant Mike Kellems of the Indiana Sheriff’s dept was chasing a fugitive recently, but was said to have been made to pay the $5 admission fee to get into the LaPorte County Fair so he could make an arrest. It would be funny if it was not so stupid. The Herald-Argus reported that when he attempted...