Illinois man pulls off the rare double-double, gets arrested twice in one hour

As President George W. Bush once said, “Fool me once, shame on you…fool me…you can’t get fooled again.” Relevant? Probably not, but I like it.

Illinois man Keith Kline was in rare form this past Saturday afternoon, as the 45-year-old was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated at around 3:45 p.m. Police place him in the Wayne County jail, and after half an hour or so, once the booking process was complete and Kline posted bond, he was released.

His freedom didn’t last long.

Upon his release Kline stumbled down the jail steps, turned, and proceeded to urinate on said steps, because when you gotta go, you gotta go.Unbeknownst to Kline, the officer that had arrested him for DUI was watching him the whole time on surveillance camera, and re-arrested Kline, this time charging him with disorderly conduct.

Kline again posted bond and was released from custody, pending a court appearance for both charges. Too bad Kline didn’t go for the trifecta of DUI, public urination and naked jaywalking, because he would have gone from stupid drunk to Internet folk hero like that.

[Courier Press]


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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