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  • Man steals woman’s ashes and threatens to snort them

    A man from Florida has been arrested for stealing the ashes of his former housemate’s sister. The man held joint ownership of the woman’s ashes and allegedly drove past her mother’s residence, screaming that he would snort them. The following day the man was arrested and held on a...
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    Turn your deceased into ammunition: “It’s about celebrating life”

    Though they have only seen two clients since launching in July, Holy Smoke LLC is on the cutting edge of funeral arrangements. For a small fee, Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell of Alabama will load your loved ones’ ashes into ammunition, allowing them to go out in style –...
  • Burglars mistake man’s ashes for cocaine a little too late

    A pair of miscreant Florida burglars got the shock of their life after breaking into a woman’s home and stealing what they thought was an urn full of cocaine and/or heroin.  Turns out the urn was full of the ashes of her deceased father.  The thieves also took a...