christmas

  • Bad ‘Santa’ Busted For Illegal Alcohol Sales

    Mike Bussey, the self professed “King of Rock and Roll Debauchery,” was arrested for illegally selling booze to an undercover officer at his home during his “Mike Busey’s End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day.” To be fair, he wasn’t the one serving the alcohol. A bartender was...
  • Retailer Offers Free Christmas Dinner For The Poor, Goes Viral on Twitter

    When Belgium discount retailer, Lidl, decided to offer a free Christmas dinners to the needy they decided to use Twitter to get the word out there. The campaign went viral and now they’re looking at paying out roughly 200,000 euros ($260,000) in food. Equal parts charity and marketing, the...
  • Meanwhile in Bordeaux… French police arrest armed Santa

    A 53-year-old Santa was arrested at Bordeaux’s Christmas market for threatening his employer, who was also his nephew, with an unloaded hunting rifle. The Sud Ouest claimed that the dispute had risen over unpaid hours and the angry Santa, feeling that he had been “swindled”. Market spokeswoman Florence Cambon...
  • Frosty the Snowman arrested at Maryland X-mas parade for fighting with cops

    Well, you can kiss another wonder Christmas memory from your childhood goodbye, now that word has come out that none other than that lovable, magical snowman Frosty has been arrested for allegedly scuffling with cops and attempting to kick a police dog while attending a parade in Maryland. Pretty...
  • How to survive a zombie apocalypse and stick to your Christmas plan

    The folks at Team Unicorn FTW have put together this wonderful instructional video on how to survive a zombie attack over the holidays. It includes useful tips like not prioritizing one’s pies, giving children guns, and what to do when grandma gets bitten. ...
  • Don’t let Santa ruin your Christmas [Bad Santas]

    If mainstream media sources are to be believed, the villain affectionately known as Santa Claus (or Father Christmas by folks on the other side of the Atlantic) is nothing but a jelly-bellied reprobate who deserves to be banished to the icy wasteland from whence he came. Enclosed hereafter is...
  • Weird, Strange and Interesting Christmas Facts

    Here are some interesting Christmas stats, facts and trivia you can share with family and friends while waiting for Santa to come down the chimney or while trying to work off that turkey. How many homes must Santa visit on Christmas? 842,000,000 How fast must the joy old elf...
  • Recently fired employee has a special Christmas message for former employer

    Lloyd Hudson of Ilford, Essex was recently let go by Harrods, the famous London department store, where he played the role of Father Christmas in the store’s toy department.  Kind of a slimy move on Harrods part, firing Hudson this close to Christmas, but I’m sure the company had...
  • Foul Language: the new greeting at Xmas

    Featuring the slogans “Merry F—ing Christmas” and “Happy Christmas D—head, Cotton On, the Australian clothing chain is once again pushing the boundaries of good taste and decency. The cards are part of the franchise’s Typo stationery range, with a 10-pack selling for $5. It’s not only cards, but wrapping paper is...