#EU

  • Romanian Street Sign Warns of Stumbling Drunks

    Pecica, Romania: A Romanian town decided to take action over what was considered to be a “despairing” amount of accidents involving cars and drunken pedestrians by warning about them with street signs. The Daily Mail reports that the signs feature a crawling stick figure with a glass in hand...
  • PETA Wants Knut’s Nuts

    Berlin, Germany: The German chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has asked for celebrity polar bear Knut to be castrated because he and a female companion share the same grandfather. According to PETA’s zoo expert, Frank Albrecht, any offspring that Knut and his cousin Giovanna...
  • Demand Up For Designer Kidnappings

    Paris, France: A company in France offers a service that can only be described as unique, they kidnap thrill-seeking clients. The Straits Times reports that Ultime Réalité (Ultimate Reality) charge 900 Euros for their basic kidnap package, in which the client is abducted, bound, gagged and imprisoned for four...
  • Swiss Prostitutes To Jump-start Elderly Hearts

    Lugano, Switzerland: Swiss brothel owners are now taking precautions to safeguard the well-being of senior clients, they are stocking defibrillators and training their prostitutes in their use. The recent death of a pensioner who had chemically augmented his flagging libido was described by one brothel owner as, “bad for...