food

  • Thanksgiving feast in cake form

    This Thanksgiving turkey cake is cake in name only. It is not a cake at all, in the traditional sense, rather it is a combination of the core elements of a traditional Thanksgiving feast. The “cake” part is ground turkey and sausage stuffing, the icing is mashed potato and...
  • Restaurant offers free food to super-plus-sized diners

    If you tip the scales at over 350lbs and live within striking distance of Chandler, Arizona then you sir, or madam, can eat some really unhealthy food for free. The Heart Attack Grill which offers such tasty treats as the Double Bypass Burger will give free food to anyone...
  • Pig equation tattoo teaches cruel, delicious facts of bacon

    Looking at the pig equation tattoo it occurred to me that the cliched adage, that you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, well you can’t make bacon without taking a meat saw to Babe. Sure, pigs are intelligent and they can be cute – it’s just...
  • Hand-forged iron eating utensils

    These hand forged iron eating utensils are a more cultured way of getting some Renaissance Faire “cuisine” into your gullet. Eating slices of roasted meat off a knife tip, or biting mutton straight off the bone can be a lot of fun – but you might be on a...
  • Tank in Meat and Bacon, a Weapon of Mass Arterial Destruction

    I can’t think of a more delicious way to get myself strapped to a gurney than eating an unhealthily large portion of Miguel Asturias’s meat and bacon tank. I only wish he’d snapped more pictures. ...
  • Taiwanese jaws overextended by giant burgers

    An increase in jaw injuries has seen at least one Taiwanese dentist recommend that fast food chains to drop giant burgers from their menus. Professor Hsu Ming-Iung of the School of Dentistry at National Yang-Ming University told the China Post that patients had sore jaws and in some cases...
  • Teen Busted Using a Cucumber as a Marijuana Pipe

    Just when you think the youth of today are a total write off, along comes a prosperous, ingenious kid like this one.  Sure, he got arrested for suspicion of possession of marijuana, but you know what, Bill Gates was arrested when he was a teen too, and he turned...
  • Theme Park Hires Scientists To Develop Anti-vomit Breakfasts

    When the management at the Alton Towers theme park heard that a large number of visitors skipped breakfast out of fear of losing it on their rides, they decided to take action. They called on Dr David Lewis, a food specialist, to produce a menu that was less conducive...
  • Mom Beats Teenage Son For Eating Last Pork Chop

    A family dinner gone wrong landed Chavonna Gough of Sacramento, California in custody when the younger of her two teenage sons (aged 16 and 19) made the mistake of eating the last pork chop....