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  • Police Job Applicant Admits To Possession Of Kiddie Porn

    It would be fair to describe Clarence W. Burnette as not being a smart man. The 25-year-old Floridan was arrested after a job interview went really, really badly. According to Al.com Burnette’s troubles started at the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office, during an interview to become an Escambia County deputy....
  • Dead Grandma’s Brain Sent to Family

    A New Mexico family is suing the funeral home that sent their grandmother’s brain home with a bag of her belongings. According to the Albuquerque Journal, the family opened the bag to investigate a “foul odor” that had been emanating from within and discovered the brain. Albuquerque lawyer Richard...
  • Ex-mayor Confesses To Underwear Thefts

    Ex-mayor Ian Stafford who resigned as Mayor of Preesall, Lancashire in the UK when he was arrested over a string of underwear thefts has admitted his crime. The 59-year-old was caught semi-naked in a home by a hidden camera installed by the resident who thought that the frequent disappearances...
  • Dubai Salons Offering Placenta Facials

    While the thought of smearing newborn baby placenta over one’s face is enough to make most of us want to heave, a cosmetic product made from the organ has well-to-do women in Dubai forking out the Dirhams. Sky News reports that a 60-minute treatment costs as much as $270....
  • British Police Hunt Rogue Butt Sniffer

    British police are on the hunt for a balding middle-aged man that repeatedly sniffed the posterior of a 20-year-old male supermarket worker. CCTV footage shows the man hovering in the aisles near his victim, then bringing his nose into line with his backside and pausing for a length of...
  • Roadkill Collector’s Backyard Stench Offends Neighbors

    The stench emanating from Randy Good’s backyard is enough that neighbors up to a half mile away are said to have resorted to using candles to mask the smell. Little wonder, Good has a contract with the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation that sees him remove dead animal carcasses from...
  • Cannibals Suspected Of Selling Meat to Kebab Shop

    Russian police are said to have arrested three homeless men suspected of eating a 25-year-old man and selling other parts of the corpse to a local kebab shop....
  • Bomb Technicians Destroy Box Full Of Excrement

    A suspicious package addressed to the mayor of Woodland’s, Washington prompted employees to call the police department; who brought in the bomb squad. When an X-ray of the package failed to determine what was inside, the bomb squad decided that the safest option would be destruction by water cannon;...
  • Retired Pervert Busted By Wife Posing As Schoolgirl

    After become concerned about the amount of time her retired husband was spending on the Internet, and seeing a saucy chat message on his computer, 61-year-old Cheryl Roberts decided to perform an investigation. The message that popped up on the computer of 68-year-old David Roberts’ computer read: You are...