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  • Britney Spears Has a Bad Hair Extension Day

    Poor Britney Spears, the dancer picks her up and her hair extensions stay down....
  • Susan Boyle, 47-Year-Old Scotswoman Silences Critics and Shames Cynics

    When 47-year-old Susan Boyle of Scotland walked out onto the stage of Britain’s Got Talent she was met with rolling eyes and comments muttered under breaths. Perhaps it was on account of her sassy brand of optimism or the level of confidence she seemed to exude in the face...
  • Madonna’s Adoption Chances May Be Hurt by Her Lifestyle

    It would seem that it takes more than a healthy bank balance to adopt a child in Malawi. Officials are concerned that Madonna may be a corrupting influence on children, due to her recent relationships to Jesus Luz and Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez. The Rodriguez relationship is a particular problem...
  • Prince to Release Three Albums in ’09

    Prince is set to release three albums through his own website and with a major retailer in 2009. ...
  • Video Mashup Screen Demo

    The brilliant minds at The Evolution Control Committee have done it again: now they’ve invented a rear-projected infra-red-activated faux-touchscreen mashup controller… hacked from the Nintendo Wiimote. As if the touchscreen interface wasn’t impressive enough, check out the insanely overloaded Ableton Live running on it… it’s the secret sauce that...