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  • Cops Charge Man Over Self-inflicted Groin Shot

    A Breckenridge, Colorado man found himself on the wrong side of authorities after he allegedly tried to defend himself from a mugger, with a firearm… whilst under the influence of alcohol. David Leroy Blurton claimed that he pulled out his gun and fired after he was hit on the...
  • Chef Dies In Freak Eel Butt Prank Accident

    Share A Chinese man died after an eel ate his bowels – how said eel came to be in the presence of his bowels is where things get more than a little weird. The 59-year-old, who has not been identified, was drinking with what can be presumed to be...
  • Penis Hacking Doctor Back In Practice

    A Romanian doctor who is said to have amputated a patient’s penis in a fit of rage has been given a second chance to practice medicine. Dr Naum Ciomu has had his medical license reinstated by the Courts of Appeal in Bucharest, after the Doctors’ College of Bucharest banned...
  • UK Postal Workers Boycott House Over Vicious… Old Cat

    Farsley, England: Postal workers never know what they are going to encounter when they deliver mail; angry homeowners, aggressive guard dogs, vicious cats… While one could be forgiven for pointing his or her fingers and scoffing at the suggestion that a 19-year-old cat could terrify postal workers so much...
  • Woman Hospitalized Due To Overly Enthusiastic Oral Coupling

    Moscow, Russia: A 19-year-old Russian woman suffered a serious injury to her tonsils after performing what was described as “aggressive oral sex” on her husband. The woman sought medical attention after waking up from a night of passion with the taste of blood in her mouth. She was diagnosed...
  • Streetfighter Forearm Tattoo May Be World’s Geekiest

    I must admit a certain, ungrudging respect for people that are prepared to honor their favorite video and computer games with a permanent tribute. This Streetfighter tattoo is an outstanding example: a pixel-perfect recreation of the double-fireball, an event that many a Streetfighter player has witnessed if not participated...
  • Too Much Texting Leaves Teen With Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

    Mundelein, Illinois: Carpal tunnel syndrome was once largely the domain of middle-aged secretaries who spent all day typing. Now we are starting to see people develop the debilitating condition from other finger-based activities, like texting. Take the example of 16-year-old Annie Levitz, who sent more than 100 text messages...
  • Croatian Penis Ready For Action After Lightning Strike

    Perkovci, Croatia: Plenty of people get a little nervous at the sound of thunder, but 35-year-old Zoran Jukovic has a better reason to than most – three years ago lightning struck his penis. Croatian Times reports that since the fateful day, Jurkovic has had trouble going outside after hearing...
  • Silver Purity Test Costs German Luger’s Tooth

    Vancouver, Canada: A German athlete broke one of his front teeth when he bit his silver medal as he posed for cameras. David Moeller, who had just placed second in the men’s luge was asked by sports photographers to bite his medal. Unfortunately for Moeller, he bit with a...