police

  • Man seeks police protection from wife’s incessant sexual demands

    Usually men complain their wife's lost those bedroom eyes. This hubby's got a much different complaint. ...
  • Cops confuse smoking on window ledge with suicide attempt

    When two police officers happened upon 40-year-old trial lawyer Mark Moody smoking on his window ledge, they became concerned that he might be trying to harm himself. Understand, they were not concerned that the plethora of carcinogens contained within the cigarette that he was smoking were injuring his lungs...
  • BASE jumper temporarily evades police by taking quick down [video]

    Elsewhere there have been suggestions that “Jester”, the BASE jumper in this video, was drunk. I think that might be because of his annoying – high on adrenaline – routine at the start because his movements seem far too measured when he does is his personal somersault and escapes...
  • Driver gets speeding tickets 12,000 miles apart…by same cop

    Talk about your all-time, nearly impossible coincidences—this one’s for the record books. Constable Andy Flitton is a police officer on the small island country of New Zealand.  Flitton pulled over a speeding motorist on a road near Christchurch, and was stunned when the driver recognized him as the same...
  • Police vehicle sports accidentally indecent exhaust pipe [SFW]

    Meet “Ron” (if that is his real name). He is putting his stainless steel appendage to good use making the neighborhood safer and amusing fellow members of the Hampshire Constabulary. Design fails don’t come any better or more amusing than this....
  • British café owner sentenced for poisoning 47 cops with bad tuna

    Muriel Morris, the 70-year-old former owner of Meal Machine Café, was given a four month suspended sentence and ordered to wear an electronic tag after admitting to police that she failed to comply with health food regulations, which led to the poisoning of 47 police officers after they had...
  • Off-duty cop risks life to save clumsy commuter [video]

    A closed circuit television camera at a Madrid subway station captured the drama as a 41-year-old man fell onto the tracks. Were it not for the quick action of an off-duty police officer, things could have ended up being a lot worse. The officer explained: I observed a stir...
  • Annoyed resident blinded police chopper pilot with laser

    When a police chopper started to get on his nerves, a 58-year-old Floridan decided to do something about it and shone a bright green laser light into the cockpit that temporarily blinded the pilot and rendered his night vision equipment inoperable. The pilot, Greg Love, who was searching for...
  • When good acting can be deadly

    An action movie being filmed in central Philippines was a bit too realistic it seems, with a Filipino actor being shot dead for his efforts. Kirk Abella was playing a masked gunman in the film, before being shot dead by a village watchman who allegedly mistook him for a real...