portland

  • heroin for sale

    FAIL: ‘Heroin for sale’ flyers lead to drug bust

    It’s a rough economy for everyone – even drug dealers.  So, perhaps seeking newer customers, the inhabitants of 3937 N Massachusetts Ave in Portland, Oregon began a flyer campaign in their neighborhood. Printed on 8×10″ paper, the flyers boldly announced ‘HEROIN FOR SALE’ and listed a house address, as...
  • When does a pickle taste like lemon?

    A town fair in Portland, Oregon found the Chairman of Multnomah County and his licensing police in a little pickle last week. Seven-year-old  Julie and her mother were surprised when their lemonade stand, charging 50 cents a cup, had an unannounced visit from a county inspector asking to see their restaurant license. They...