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  • Israeli Supermarket Advertisers Channel Hamas Leader’s Assassins

    The assassination of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh made for some pretty exciting news, who would have thought that it could help to sell groceries? Apparently the creative minds behind an advertisement for the Mahsaney Kimat Hinam (“Almost Free Warehouses”) grocery and retail chain thought they could. A man with...
  • Knife-Wielding Woman Obviously a Huge Fan of American Idol

    Consider this story not only an example of extreme violence and explosive rage, but also as a public service announcement, directed at all the men out there currently in a long-term relationship. Guys, never, never, ever change the channel when your woman is watching one of her shows.  The...
  • Sarah Palin Joins Fox News

    It has been confirmed that Fox News has inked a multi-year deal with former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Palin will join the “fair and balanced” news network as a political commentator and part-time host. According to a statement from Fox, the 45-year-old mother of five will also host “periodic...
  • Good Friday Vatican Broadcast Interrupted By “Girls Gone Wild” Ad

    The Good Friday service at the Vatican was interrupted at 2 a.m. on Comcast in Philadelphia on Friday by a glitch that caused a 30-second advertisement for “Girls Gone Wild” to play....
  • David Letterman Interviews Spencer Pratt

    David Letterman interviews a seemingly oblivious Spencer Pratt....