yoda

First off, what is Yoda doing in Germany, instead of his home planet of Dagobah?  And secondly, for someone who’s reportedly so wise, why is he drinking and driving and running into pedestrians? Wait—what are the chances that this isn’t the real Yoda, but some inebriated 42-year-old German guy...

I have to admit I find the possibility that some people might be offended by this picture highly amusing. I mean, really Gandalf and Dumbledore do both look alike, and aside from the sentence structures that the old guys choose to employ, they do both sound a lot like...