Man Tries Stealing Sausages By Stuffing Them Down His Pants


Well, if you’re going to steal sausages from a supermarket, that’s as good a place as any. Not only will nobody frisk you there, female shoppers may become so enamored, you may score a few phone numbers.

Or you’ll get arrested–just like this guy.

A 38-year-old man was arrested and charged with theft after it was found he had stolen several items of meat, then hid them in his shorts and pockets.

Thankfully, the items hidden in the man’s pants were not returned for sale. The man will appear in court later this month.

One final question–I wonder how many people used the “is that a sausage in your pants, or are you just happy to see me” routine on this guy.

My guess would be just about everybody.

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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