Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank Without His Lightsaber

Talk about your fall from grace–it’s sad to see Darth Vader go from commanding the Empire to being reduced to holding up a bank, with nary a stormtrooper to back him up.

This Darth Vader, sans lightsaber, held up a Chase branch on Long Island this past Thursday by brandishing a gun and demanding money.  No word on whether or not the Dark Lord used the Force or not…but I’m going to say not, seeing that this probably wasn’t the real Darth Vader.

One clue, other than the lack of a lightsaber, was that this Vader was wearing camouflage pants and a blue cape.

So far this Darth Vader has managed to evade police–a sign that maybe the Force is with this guy after all.

[CBS News]

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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