Man’s home hit by sixth metorite, alien shenanigans suspected

A 50-year-old Bosnian man believes that aliens are behind the meteorites that have repeatedly struck his home since 2007.

Experts at Belgrade University, have confirmed that the six rocks handed to them by Gornji Lajici have all been meteorites; all of which struck his roof on rainy days.

After strike number five Lajic remarked that he thought something more deliberate was afoot:

I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.

He later added:
I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me. I don’t know why they are doing this. When it rains I can’t sleep for worrying about another strike.

To fortify his home against the extra-terrestrial blitzkrieg, Lajic has reinforced his roof with steel girders. The renovation was paid for by the sale of one of his meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.

[Metro]