“To do” list demonstrates the up and down sides of unemployment

Unemployment has a few advantages: you don’t have to go to work, you can surf the Internet all day – both very big pluses. On the flip-side, your significant other will expect you to be looking for work, which can be feigned by leaving the job section open on the dining table, saying that you have sent out resumes and looking productive whenever you hear keys in the front door.

For the record, it is usually fun for a week or two before lack of money and boredom take the gloss off things. [Obvious Winner]