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    Britney Spears Music Used To Fight Pirates

    Forget those pirate movies where the good guys shoot the bad guys with guns and cannons. All you need is a little Britney Spears to keep those water traveling bandits away. It’s true. Ships fighting to keep pirates away as they sail through the Horn of Africa are blasting...
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    Man Builds Wire Cage For Head To Quit Smoking

    Smoking is a pretty hard habit to quit. There’s gums, pills, hypnosis and a bunch of other methods to help you kick the habit. But none of these are quite as effective as the copper cage over the head that one man built for himself. The man, Ibriham, tells...
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    Man Finds Naked Stranger Cooking In His Kitchen

    Having your house broken into is often a traumatic experience. Knowing a stranger went through your stuff, stole and broke things can haunt you. Sometimes seeing that house intruder naked, frying up some eggs for supper in your kitchen may haunt your thoughts in many different ways. Two roommates...
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    Woman Beats Man Who Tries To Steal Her Phone

    An unnamed woman is pretty much my hero after a CCTV video catches her spin kicking a man who tried to steal her phone in what looks like a subway station. According to the Youtube video, the woman is Russian although we’re not completely sure if it’s in Russia...
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    Woman Asked To Proove Sex When Renewing Driver’s License

    When Nakia Grimes of Georgia, USA, went to renew her driver’s license just before her 37th birthday and she would have been flattered to have the clerk say, “Oh you can’t be 37!” Not, “I’m sorry, but could you please prove you are a woman?” This is exactly what...
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    German police spot car driving around with built-in swimming pool

    Obvious car pool joke is obvious. A German motorcycle cop couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a vehicle pass him as he was on patrol in the town of Blauenthal just south of Berlin. The convertible BMW contained four men, all of whom appeared to be frolicking in...
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    Restaurant Told To Make Waitresses Wear Clothes

    The Redneck Heaven restaurant in Lewisville, Texas, has a lot of regulars. They love the food, the friendly staff and the Anything But Clothes nights. On those nights, the theme is not intended for the customers but rather it’s the dress code for the staff. All young, beautiful ladies,...
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    Man Sues Apple For Not Protecting Him From Porn

    We’ve heard of people suing fast food restaurants for making them fat. Now it’s the lawsuit from the man in Nashville against Apple the company for not putting porn filters on their products to protect people from watching porn. Collectively now… wtf? Seriously, Chris Sevier is a lawyer who...
  • Students Fall Ill Thanks To Lunch Room Dares

    You shouldn’t always do what people tell you to. It’s a lesson you learn as a child and one that really missed it’s mark with some elementary students in San Diego. Twenty-two students from Audubon Elementary were sent home with stomach pain and nausea after lunch and officials think...