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  • Man Scares Sleeping Girlfriend With Ghost Coming Out Of TV

    In what has to be one of the best pranks ever, a man scared his sleeping girlfriend by creating prop that simulates the ghost coming out of the TV as in the movie The Ring. Of course he recorded the whole thing from different angels so he could edit...
  • Wife Cutting Off Penis Best Thing To Happen To John Wayne Bobbitt, So He Says

    “Being famous for my penis has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined.”John Wayne Bobbitt told media 20-years after his then wife cut off his member for alleged domestic abuse and cheating. Bobbitt’s wife, Lorena, had severed his penis while he slept and threw it in a...
  • Mom Pretends To Be Teen Daughter To Take Exam, Fails

    Being told you look like your daughter’s sister is a huge compliment for any mother. But trying to pretend you are her so you can take her exam for you is just plain stupid. The Thing is no matter how young you look, you still aren’t a teenager anymore....
  • Man’s Sues Doctor For His 8-Month Erection, Loses

    An American man has lost his lawsuit against the doctor who gave him a penile implant and he’s not happy about it. Truck driver Daniel Metzgar, 44, of Newark, Delaware, was suing urologist Thomas Desperito on the basis of negligence. You see, Dr. Desperito gave Metzgar a penile implant....
  • Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...
  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Banker Falls Asleep & Accidentally Tranfers 300 Million Dollars

    There are some jobs where you know falling asleep on duty is a very dangerous thing. Taxi drivers should never fall asleep on the job nor should school bus drivers or police officers on a chase. However, it would seem relatively harmless for a banker to fall asleep for...
  • Fathers Fistfight On Father’s Day

    Ahhhhh… Father’s Day. BBQ’s, golf and fight fights? Perhaps not the perfect recipe for all, but for two father’s in London, Ontario this is what Father’s Day became after they got into a heated argument at their daughter’s soccer game. It’s not clear if the girls play on the...
  • Man Finds 40,000 Bees In Walls Of Home

    Sitting watching TV one night, Tyler Judd of Provo, Utah, and his partner heard a buzzing that wouldn’t go away. He tells media, “We were just sitting on our couch, turned off the TV and could hear some buzzing in the walls.” So the search began. The couple couldn’t...