Jure Skumavc, right, remembers nothing from the bachelor party, according to his girlfriend.
An exotic dancer with a unique talent, eight men, and a twelve-centimeter dildo walked into a hotel room. One man left bleeding.
The sordid tale took place in Brisbane, Australia, where Jure Skumavc brought his soon-to-be-wed best friend, Peter Rolih, for a bachelor party. The keynote speaker at this event was an exotic dancer with a penchant for throwing sex toys – with no hands.
Ironically, Skumavc stated “I don’t have massive experience with dildos” and yet found himself face-to-face with one of the airborne phalli. While other guests were either ducking out of the way or being hit in the chest, Skumavc got blasted by five inches of pink rubber member just above the eye, splitting his forehead.
The incident did not cause any delay in Rolih’s wedding, though Skumavc now bears a scar with a “bro, you’ll never believe” story to boot. [couriermail.com.au]
