FAIL: Amateur harlots open shop, get shut down

Nothing says 'Welcome to Iowa' like receiving your first mugshot for prostitution

While it’s widely known that many prostitutes operate out of hotel rooms, a group of four women ranging in age from 18 to 27 evidently knew little more about the Biz (like subtlety and common sense) and were arrested last Thursday for prostitution.

Somewhere between nonchalantly rolling into the Baymont Inn scantily clad, posting multiple Craigslist ads seeking suitors, and receiving an unlikely number of gentlemen callers, Iowa police found the four women, who admitted to the posting of said ads and were immediately arrested.  Check out the source article for more OH GOD MY EYES mugshots.  [Source]