Not to your health mind you, but the effects of the Viagra, combined with the alcoholic effects of beer, could lead to some unexpected coupling with members of the opposite sex.
Which may be what the brains behind the “Royal Virility Performance” beer, Brewdog brewery, are going for. Why else would you lace a beer with some Viagra…for the flavor?
According to the makers of “Royal Virility Performance,” drinking three bottles of the 7.5% ABV brew is the equivalent of taking one of those little blue enhancement pills. Best to keep your daily consumption under a 6-pack, unless you enjoy 8-hour erections.
The guys at Brewdog have even sent some of their new ale to Prince William himself, in the hopes that the groom-to-be will enjoy a “stiff” drink on his wedding night. Ha! I enjoy puns.
Says co-founder James Watt…
“We put a bottle in a jiffy bag marked ‘Prince Willy, Buckingham Palace’. As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration, so we hope he gets it.”
I doubt Prince William will get it—the royal family isn’t known for their sense of humor. Plus there’s no way William would need it anyway, seeing that he’s a young, virile, strapping gentleman.
Maybe they should have sent some to Prince Charles—take a close look at Camilla Parker Bowles and you’ll understand where I’m coming from.
[Newslite]
