Tonight on UFC: Runaway Tractor vs Suzuki SX4 deathmatch!

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The above video, filmed in “shakey-uncle-zoom-vision” shows a runaway tractor going round on a thankfully quite empty Richmond Hill Wal-Mart parking lot. It does eventually wind up destroying a poor Suzuki SX4, damaging what looks like either a Civic or an Acura (essentially the same car), and finally stopping against a lighting post.

The video also shows two police vehicles showing up, and driving around trying to locate what the cause of the disturbance is. Oddly, and despite their slogan, none of the officers involved got out of their cars to create any kind of a protection or safe zone, nor did they serve in stopping the tractor. There is what appears to be a Wal-Mart employee, in a bright jumpsuit that gets up on the side of the tractor moments before it halts on the post.

The good news is that nobody seemed to get injured, and despite the police presence, nobody was tazered nor pepper sprayed.

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