I'd hit it... with a dump truck, maybe.
In Texas, Brittni Nicole Colleps has landed the mother-of-all teacher-student sex scandals by having sex with five of her students – at the same time.
It sounds like the plot of a bad adult film, and in fact, the orgy was captured on cell phones later confiscated by police as evidence when one of the boys first spoke to investigators. 27-year-old Colleps is a married (strike one!) mother of three (strike two!) whose husband is currently serving overseas in Iraq (strike three!). All five boys were the age of consent at the time of the encounter, but a Texas law prohibits a high school instructor from having inappropriate relations with a student regardless of age, and thus, Colleps has been booked on five felony counts. [Source]
