A suburban Phoenix man named Joshua Seto, shot himself a hole in the penis, while carrying his girlfriend’s gun in the waistband of his pants. The bullet, went on to lodge itself in his left thigh. Mercifully, his girlfriend’s gun looked nothing like the one on the picture I arbitrarily chose for this article. Hey, could’ve been worse, I could’ve posted a photo of an actual Prince Albert piercing. But that would have made this article totally unusable and not safe for work.
In case you’re wondering what a Prince Albert piercing is, first sit down, and allow me to explain. A Prince Albert piercing, is a piercing of the penis, through which a metallic stud is then inserted.
Firstly, ouch! Secondly, why? Thirdly, really? People get these on purpose? Does it not hinder the part where you know? You pee…or have sex? Though I imagine that people who get those, don’t actually have, any sex. Lastly though, OUCH! I see an obvious opening for a We Interrupt to give you a tip of the week segment here so; Gentlemen, if you’re in a tattoo parlour in say, Arizona, and the day’s special is a Prince Albert piercing, just run and don’t look back.
