Turn your deceased into ammunition: “It’s about celebrating life”

I suppose there's worse ways to dispose of human remains.

Though they have only seen two clients since launching in July, Holy Smoke LLC is on the cutting edge of funeral arrangements.

For a small fee, Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell of Alabama will load your loved ones’ ashes into ammunition, allowing them to go out in style – or with a bang, or whatever pun deserves to be inserted here.   A pound of ashes will fill around 250 shotgun shells, ensuring hours of cleaning your ex-husband’s burnt remains out of the barrel and breach.

Oh, and that ‘small fee’ they mentioned?  It’s actually an $850 ‘starting’ fee plus extra per round filled.  Holy smoke indeed. [Source; Image]