Potato successfully removed from vicar’s anus

A vicar aged in his 50s, and who shall remain nameless (for obvious reasons) is said to have sought medical attention at Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital after an unfortunate incident involving a potato and his posterior.

According to the UK’s Metro, the vicar in question assured staff that the there was a logical totally non-sexual for the accident and that it had nothing to do with any bizarre human-vegetable mating rituals. So I guess you want to hear his excuse, right. What happened was this: he was hanging curtains in the nude, fell backwards and landed on the offending tuber. Believable? No, I don’t buy it either.