Man dies at Red Parrot during lap dance frenzy

Robert Gene White, 67, was found dead after being administered several lap dances at a Texas strip club named The Red Parrot, in El Paso. The man had been receiving lap dances from several strippers and when it came time to pay, he was found to be unresponsive.

The staff, including the manager attempted to perform CPR on the man, but evidently they were unsuccesful at resuscitating him. Cleveland news station KTSM reported that White had suffered a heart attack.

Just so we’re clear; This is the way I want to go, at the tender age of 100.

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